Here it is then: proof that I am now contractually obliged to stand up (or sit down, I haven’t decided) and sing like a sensitive artist-type on the 23rd February 2010 at bar No. 10, East Street in Bridport, west Dorset. I’m once again very nervous and all that but am really trying hard to remember that I’m there to entertain. Honestly, what was I thinking.

Seriously though, come along. It’ll be great.